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sometimes reads and hears so amazing about various means of transport. And I want to exclude air travel times, although it unclear to the layman this and that remains. To an outsider, is not as readily apparent why one on the flight from Cologne to Munich, for example, the master finds out that they had reached the cruising altitude of 9000 meters, but again with the sinking and landing patronize. 9000 meters! Why so high, the uninitiated could not help wondering. Would not it be much less risky when you were flying only 10 meters? Just in case that the aircraft is something wrong?
professionals to answer these concerns to the casual statement that one at 9000 meters height declared in this case would have been much longer time to respond to the error, which would be hardly possible at 10 meters. Altogether you can probably live with the wisdom that you have to reserve a seat on each flight at the front should, because it is safe there, in the context of a fall, the beverage cart rolls over again. is
For train, bus and car to the problem of cruising altitude's not, at least not in normal operation. Who a country road with a small car and 120 miles per hour travels on and is brought on the first-best curve of the tires may naturally be catapulted on a stunning trajectory in a wheat field. But this, as I said, should not the question. Normally, at bus, train and car travel, the systemic level is zero.
But even then it can lead to serious accidents. In any case, is yes - computed to passenger-kilometers - travel air travel still the safest way. But what use is the best statistic when you sit on board of a disaster machine? For bus travel is like. have recently know that some pensioners have their coach burned. Unfortunately, there were deaths and injuries and. The newscaster on the radio yet, said that many of these pensioners could move only with crutches anyway, and therefore were rather helpless when disaster befell them. But even with such a dramatic incident, one can imagine Hollywood film with sufficient experience or less figuratively, irritate some details. For example, when the radio announcer says in an aside that the pensioner had bekrückten on the way back from a dance (!) Found.
Well, you can not always easy to look behind the scenes. Not even in the security planning of the Train. Even if we let the unfortunate break axles of the ICE trains times aside, you can learn amazing things from time to time. For example, because a freight train rolled through the country with coal and can not brake suddenly. The situation worsened when the track is too steep and the train accelerates. The news report that the train was only stopped by a factory building, and indeed at one of the internal fire walls.
How are the train drivers? Means caring questions. Well, they're fine. Before they are ready to jump - a behavior the way that one can imagine at all in the Christian navigation could. Why they jumped off? This explains A security expert from the web in the interview. There are strict: two levels of security for such trains. The first is the brake system. When this failed, the platoon leader instructed cab and train must leave immediately and hastily. Could happen actually do anything, because there was indeed a second stage: the Notgleise. There, the trains were stopped at the braking free end by a bumper.
reached in the case described, however neither of the two levels of security. The train ran over the buffer stop loose and confident and dug a little later into the next building. The unthinkable had happened: Two levels of security breached!
What did the emergency planners of the train apparently not: So a fully loaded freight train with coal is quite heavy. This weighed about 180 tons. And pace had 70 on it, approximately. 180 tons! The imagination of the human spirit will fail if the sheer task of the present size of the buffer that could stop this train abruptly. Not so the experts. As is the technical definition of manual: buffer, device for emergency braking of a rail vehicle. What more could you want?
now would have only time to find out whether the train is served in their train restaurant very hungry for the main course cooked quail egg. Then this would all at least a certain system.
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When she George W. Bush has stolen the clock, laughed the whole world. And I also. It showed George W. Bush, he would be among friends. Albania is probably pretty much the last bastion of Europe, where Georgia can take a bath in the crowd. What he has done during his state visit last year also cheering, shaking hands, delighted faces. And then his clock was gone.

you have it shown on TV, but I am sure that his clock has not been much worth is dried up like a Protestant, he only had a cheap alarm clock guaranteed on the wrist. Anyway, now its clock with another. And I still laugh about the story.

Yes, yes, they are just the Albanians: arm, devious, dishonest. Is not it? Is not it? Honestly now: Do you know how the Albanians are so? Not the stories you have somewhere picked up by anyone at any time and somehow familiar. And most also believe the Kosovars. I mean the Albanians. In Albania. Not in Kosovo.

you grieve not: no one really knows how the Albanians are like that. Because no one knows Albania. Not even geographically. In a spontaneous little survey, I found out that most of Albania suspect somewhere between Africa and Afghanistan. It is located in Europe. Just that no one knows. A blind spot on the map.

I got to know the Albanians, and must say they are not as easy to grasp. Because is not that easy to identify what they are interested in doing, really. For many of them contradictory acts. What perhaps may be due to their nature, how they communicate with foreigners, namely, not at all. Or very little. And that is not due to their animosity, which they are not, but because they are very reserved. Fast, so here already. A soft people that avoids directness.

Unlike us Germans. After my first reading in Tirana I spoke to a lady. She said: "Well, actually I was pretty set against it!"
I replied, "Really?! Why?
"Well, that was because of your vita."
"My Vita?"
"you have published here."
I thought frantically, what they mean by that? What stood for in my CV? Wanted for incorrect grammar, polygamy and fraudulent cattle trade? I was a little perplexed.
"Well, where you write that you ... as it was now? Well, when you write that you have studied no pain ... "
" Oh, you mean! "I reply easier. "There, is that I studied with little effort and even less success."
"Exactly!" she said. "I mean."
"And that's why you were against me?"
"Yes, I found the downright provocative. So what can you write that! "
I shrugged. ? Why not "
She shakes her head:" That can not do that "
. But it is true" you
is outraged: "Yes, but it will make it a bit"
"No, actually not "
And a little outraged". Of course, what makes your out! You can feel it! "
" no. Not really. "
you do not believe me, but she swung around and smiles: "Well, but you have read really nice."
"Thanks."
"So with the disguised voice. That was really good. "
" Thank you. It would have been even better if I had drunk with Jörg last night not even the liquor stocks. "

I have to admit that you can also put it diplomatically. An Albanian would have done anyway. Apart from the fact that he never would have started this discussion. He would have even started any discussion because he is without the gentle pressure of the university or the German center, the head of the above-mentioned Jörg, would not come.

interested in doing so, the very young people for other countries. This does still not mean that they come to a foreigner when they visited times. Except for George, of course. For he is a friend. And when they all came and cheered.

And have the same time stole his clock. Oh, I love this story.

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There is a house in the middle of Tirana, gray and bulky like a tower, which has no bell and no post box. No ground floor and no address. Small windows and a massive iron door. It is inhabited, but the residents never leave this house. It is not nice but it remained the only standing as Mayor Edi Rama a few years ago the many stalls and cottages at the Lana, the small stream that flows through Tirana, was torn down to restore order. Everyone knows this house, but it has no name.

architecture is such a thing in Tirana. Much of the traditional buildings is no longer there because it was replaced by ugly high-rise buildings showing that mainly the communist dictator Enver Hoxha (pronounced Hodja) had built and thus significantly contributed to Tirana blight.

Edi Rama has in the past few years has made that has improved this. Not only because he Favellas at Lana was demolished - with the exception of the tower described - but also because he returned a little trick great effect: the former artist Rama was the ugliest houses simply paint colorful.

Otherwise there is no such thing as Wild West - better still: Wilder Southeast - the Albanian construction, with some droll results. In search of land in the much sought after inner city, the construction is not very squeamish. Since land is found where one had previously even none suspected.

such as a road. Since space is nice! So why not build a house on it? What should I say you did it. And not only once. A high-rise. In the middle of a through street. The course now is a dead end. From both sides.

Also plans are more like vague statements of intent. Since a construction office manager has already been faced with a ten-story house and stares in disbelief at the approved plan, which identifies only four floors.
Ha, I can almost see the foreman in front of me, as he is a bit embarrassed at the head hurts, and say, "Well, we were just as good on it and also had some material about and, uh ..." Before

Incidentally, it was customary to bring the construction of a living victim. Nowadays, focus is on Teddy. Are in the shell on steel lattice impaled and to discourage evil spirits. If you ask me it looks more as if the evil spirits were already there.

taste perversion, however, is the largest in the city center and goes back to Hoxha's account: a pyramid. She would become his mausoleum. You measure the damage to the roof of dictators in their relics, it is abundantly clear here, with whom it had to do the Albanians four decades: a megalomaniac crackpot. Paranoid to the small country because it has some 600,000 bunkers can pave. At strategic locations, of course. What does this mean for Albania: every few meters.

That leaves the gray house on Lana. The Vendetta House. Because there are sitting on death row. Not by the state but by warring clans. As long as they remain in this house, they may live. Get out of it but ... Life sentence of another kind The house is part of Albanian culture, stands in the center of Tirana in front of everyone and yet it stands alone. Isolated. If you Albanians asked about them shrug their shoulders: no one knows about it accurately. And it does not interest them too. Yet it is there. A mutated into stone anachronism.

I wonder how it looks in the house? How many may live in it? And how do they deal with each other when they live there, door to door? Maybe they get on well together. A common Fate welds people together often. Maybe they will even become friends over the years. While her family members out there still hate. Insurmountable hatred.

And not even Edi Rama can gloss over the color.

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Sometimes one wonders, must serve out the reasons why the occupants in the house Vendetta their sentences. Learning is often murder, yet the reasons that lead to, are usually less important in the eyes of a West European hard enough to understand: defamation.

But what kind of defamation? Albania is a multiethnic state religion: Muslims, Catholics, Orthodox and a number of splinter groups. But in Albania when referring to the great religions tolerance. Anyone with everyone and does it well. The faithful live peacefully together.

What would we have on offer in traditional defamation? Correct: blasphemous conduct. Too bad. Albanians go basically from you. In Tirana there is a pub, bar, cafe and density, as is perhaps more common in Cologne. In any case, is unparalleled. And although there is 40 percent unemployment in the country, invest some money for the Albanians her a coffee or a drink at the bar

In stark contrast to us Germans, where unemployment in regularity of the self-imposed isolation in front of the TV leads. As if one without work would no longer socially acceptable. It is smoked and drank alcohol. Good reasons to chalk someone made a terrible lifestyle. Is not done. Otherwise they would have many, many Vendetta build houses on the Lana.

happy to put a female innocence. Rather, the loss of the same droplet. And even if only as a horror scenario of jealous men. But even here, rather non-existent. The Albanian Youth is very attractive and shows that too. The clothing for girls in particular is scarce, damn close, I would say almost obligatory high heels. The young people meet be relaxed in the mutual pleasure.

But there are conventions: public affection can not see. And there are bars for married couples, where there are cozy rooms where the light is dim and where to Oops! can kiss. So there: chaste innocence in tight top?

could do mine. because last week would not have been this accident. It's got the head of a private television station. Got a new Ferrari for a ride.

is now the very unfortunate, but still no message that has attracted attention Albanians. It seemed more likely that his girlfriend was sitting next to him. Naked. Now one knows the Italian so with cars: safe is the air conditioning failed and in a narrow car like a Ferrari can there ever be warm. Good reasons to take off a little something. You do not want to sweat through the expensive clothes.

Shortly after the brakes have to be down. And thus ended the trip on a tree at the Lana. They were then found, what has made in Tirana for a scandal, after the man was married. But when the Albanians so in the faces look when they talk about the accident, one always sees a smile. Not schadenfreude, more of a giggle over a number - we prefer the personal drama at times - certainly has comic potential.

What drives the man on Ferrari? Even the Americans scoff at Fiat said it would be an abbreviation for: Fix It Again Tony. Of all the Americans. As if the cars could build.

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white chicken, black chicken


Albanians are idiosyncratic. More than 400 years, the Ottomans occupied the country, was still not much back from them. And not just because Hoxha was demolished everything. In the minds there was nothing. They are above all what they have always been: Albanians.

you are interested first and foremost for themselves, but are not nationalistic. They are proud of their past, but if you want to know something about it, you better ask a foreigner because the Albanians do not even go very carefully with their history.

Even their language sounds idiosyncratic. I tried to impress me something, but I have not done much. Actually only: O Cuni (pronounced dschuni) means something like: Hey, boy! You say when you called here a (young) waiter. Joerg says the Albanians get along with relatively few words. As a foreigner, I can tell, but there is one thing that has made me a bit stunned.

Albania is now indeed a distinct coastal state, but they did not have a word for seagull. Since the official founding of the Reich would have over 700 years ago have actually lost one or the other gull to Albania. In any case, enough time to give it a name. But somehow, the Albanians did not attempt it.

I imagine how the first Albanians were sitting on the coast and watched the gulls sailing. And perhaps one has said, "Oh, what a pretty bird!"
"Hm"
"We should give him a name."
"Hm"
break.
you see the seagulls and think about a name. Suddenly one says: "Looks like a white chicken."
"Hm"
break.
then turns around and the clan chief asks: "Who is for white chicken"

Since then, they are called white chickens. And their wings are called arms. I just wonder what if would have been the American novelist Richard Bach an Albanian? How, then, his most famous book would have been: The white chicken Jonathan? Amusing thought. A chicken, which crashed in ambitious record hunting in a nosedive into the sea ...

Are they like the Albanians? More practical bent? Not to say: lethargic? But some were speaking. They produce nothing themselves, can import everything. This too is reason for the dramatic unemployment. It is as if they would not dare, to develop their own products and bring it to market. Or they may simply not feel? Are they on their way to Europe, but are waiting for a taxi that brings them there?

then how do you like this story. A true to it. The Albanians were probably the only nation that has refused to extradite Jews in Nazi Germany. They found that simply indecent. So they have not done it. This leaves the tearful drivel of the ancients, the deportations to have actually had no liability because the danger was so great for one's life, show them in a different light. Was the threat to the Albanians is not the same as everyone else?

A fluke? No. About ten years ago the former President Berisha has ruined his people with a pyramid scheme. And by that I mean, all ruined. There was - quite contrary to the other Albanian mentality - riots, after which Berisha gave the military command to fire on the people. The military, however, refused

the command. If you have owned before? A military who refuses an order to shoot? Never refuse military orders to shoot, but always taken responsibility for it. An impressive people. If it matters, if it is really important to make the right decisions. Although ... they have re-elected Berisha. He is already president. Not to grasp.

War because no one else there? Or is it the same as with the seagull? You'd have to invent something new to arrange things. It could of course also remain the same.

If so, then I would know the name of their president: black chicken. So, just a thought.

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fixed lines are not very popular in Albania. Everyone has a cell phone. Even the poorest have one. At least one. That did not do just so that they go out much, the Albanians, but as so often, especially for practical reasons not feel like getting stuck in an elevator and then there is no one a help, because there is no panic buttons.

Now it so that elevators be built in Albania no worse than in Germany. Only that they - as all elevators - are powered by electricity. And is switched off in Albania neighborhood way. Most of hours. Jörg suggested that there is a secret list of the district to be shut down, and that quarter is to be shut down less frequently. Especially where politicians live. But basically, it hits everybody. And when you sit in the elevator, you have to laugh about.

This is one of the peculiarities of this country, that one must live. Another is the traffic. Two things fall on. First, there is a striking variety of Mercedes Benz. I would guess: every third car. Joerg says five years ago it was even 90 percent of all cars. How does that fit only to the high unemployment and poverty, especially in the countryside?

The new, very expensive Mercedes can be explained either Mafia or large families. The many others, when you realize for the first time the Albanian mentality. And that means most mechanics can only Mercedes. And if there is no one can repair the one Ford or a Nissan, then you just bought a Mercedes. If you like, you can find the principle gull everywhere.

Second, cars are at a Intersection will turn and basically turn off all at once. Is agreed then the apex of the curve. This also saves a traffic regulations. Funny enough, this happens almost never accidents, because everyone pays attention to the others and is not to turn out to be the first. But since no one is sure to turn first, one wonders why they do it all at once ... But what the heck, you do not understand everything.

At the University of Elbasan I met a young man who looks like a friendly partisan and Gerd means. A German name in stark contrast to the dark skin and wavy jet-black hair. I ask Jörg whether he has German ancestors? He shakes his head and smiles: "Gerd Muller was here in the 70s very popular. The Albanians are crazy about football. It is called here a couple of children who Briegel "

Oh, God. Hans-Peter Briegel. Or as we say football professionals: the roll out of the Palatinate. The coach was here. The poor pig that must now bear his name! I just hope it's not a girl ...

But what are the Albanians then? If you are religious but not fundamentalist. They are shy but confident. They love America, but stealing from their presidents. They are modern, but there is also this Vendettahaus. They are proud, but not nationalistic. You have a crook as president, but meet when it counts, the right decisions. The houses have fallen, but the toilets in every little dive almost meticulously clean and well maintained.

I bought a T-shirt with the emblem of the Albanians: a double-headed eagle. I'm sure I'll be and when approached it, because you will consider me a fan Eintracht Frankfurt. But then I'll say: "O Cuni, which is not Frankfurt. This is Albania! "

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it fits.


" If women do not speak, one should not interrupt it. "Such a sentence, as if chiseled in stone, can probably only be Clint Eastwood and is still adored by all. He probably has not even mean it. We all know that it would take less than 30 seconds to man were to assume that the partner was suffering from a debilitating disease, and asked, "Honey, you is not good?" - Only to hear: 'I can no evening go to the party. I had no suitable dress "

Before anyone before recognition smiles or even laughs: That's really not a nice thing, especially during a holiday trip, where you will not be the entire contents of the closet with it and some pieces must always be. stay home. Either depends on one's clothes from his body like a sack - figurumschmeichelnd, as the experts say - or it sits so spack that you would hardly take a breath, or can.

If you already have noticed that clothing that you own for some time, is never too far, but always too tight? Probably has something to do with these calories, about which we hear so often. And in turn, are units of heat, so that we may assume: the narrowing of older garments has something to do with thermodynamics. Unfortunately, the physics textbooks provide information on the underlying laws of nature no satisfactory information. Well, except for Marie Curie was so no women among those who have worked these things. No wonder that there are no practical derivations of thermodynamics sets.

"Moreover, I do not have matching shoes." Well, on closer Hindenken is not surprising that. If you do not have appropriate clothing, there's nothing that could match what the shoes. And even before the color and style of question in mind, the problem is rather larger than smaller. For if only the shoes on the shelf, which are either too big or one size too small, graceful gait is hardly possible. I admire unreservedly yes, every woman who manages to stand on stilettos straight, without to break the ankles - from going to mention. And then when things are still too small ... or too big?

Now we do not deny that it also would be possible without shoes to go to the party. But once you consider yourself: The stuff that people, their children and their dogs nowadays all loading onto the sidewalk and in local and long distance transport vehicles, that's no real joy. As you reach the party, looks reasonably good (assuming one has found any yet unassuming Fummel in luggage), and then do the adjustable feet like an inverted horror trash. Pasted with gum studded, with needles, dripping with beer residues, coated with cigarette butts, all in all not a pretty sight.

summary can be stated so well that right things are very helpful. What use is it if you are saving for a combined € 500,000 Maybach sedan, and then the garage at 2.20 meters too short?
No, no, fit is important. This is me recently again become really clear when I in the sports section of the newspaper read: "The three-time German champions in show jumping, Rene Tebbel (39, Emsbüren) decided not to defend the title at the German championships in early June, as he no suitable horse added. "

A wise Man. Let's also consider short: If the horse is too wide, you fall down the time, because you are not with the legs left and right can hold. The horse is too narrow, you hold the entire circulation of just under pain, especially as a man If the horse is too high, you can not rise. Is it too low to reach the feet of the rider and the ground he has to jump himself and the horse heave it over the oxer. The horse is too short, the saddle is back on and stability can no longer speak, the horse is too long, it fits the latest in the triple combination, only cross between the obstacles. Then think not at a proper jump.

No, no, Mr Tebbutt has chosen the right place. The need to do that to himself. Since the ladies have been right: it fits.

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canon meteorologists at the Yangtze River



While the world to Tibet and looks it frowns, while youth tempers the world its body and strives gene Beijing to precious metals and to win glory, the resident Chinese people struggle with very different concerns. No, it does not eradicate Chinglish is meant, the charming mishmash of Chinese and English - as a classic example of this is mentioned, namely the warning of the slippery ground, "Take care of your slip!"
No, no, not only for such things there, but about real serious. At least if we look to Luoyang, a city in Henan province. There, one suffers from the large number of nuisance flies, which is still larger than the number of Chinese. And that's saying something well known.
in Luoyang has decided the local government to tackle the problem by allowing grant a citizen committee. This committee provides each 5 yuan, or 40 cents, of the ten dead flies adduced. Since then draw hordes of murderous flying residents of the resort and try to supplement their income. Nevertheless: In the first two hours of the campaign committee had to make a significant sum already loose, because more than 2,000 flying corpses were delivered, and that's according to Adam Riese - or better here: by Liu Hui - more than 1,000 yuan. From a distance, the overall situation for the fly population around Luoyang not very rosy dar.
Speaking from a distance.
I do not know about you, but I have personally been a dislike of polycyclic cooking shows on television. Not because I made them would find boring or bad, no, but because everyone else will find this organized destruction of food seems good, while I do not understand why other people I cooking or should even watch the food. Now I hear
now and then that one can learn something there and that one that helps in life. And so we come back to China. In the area of Cangxian a housewife standing at the stove to cook dinner - and without television cameras. She was injured by a cannon ball.
read back using nothing left. As was just really cannonball. How could this happen? I mean this with the cooking under fire? Well, it is certain that the cannon ball penetrated through the roof of the little house in the kitchen and the woman on the injured leg. If it had broken out somewhere in the vicinity of a war, you would see through this phenomenon certainly faster. But Tibet is not Cangxian - no shootouts far and wide.
Amazingly, were found guilty quite fast: A group of local meteorologists. Yeah, right: meteorologists. Here at this profession than by making unpopular that it acts as if she could predict the weather. In Cangxian but went on to the weather: They fired from guns on clouds to move them from raining.
Admittedly, this may sound a little confused. Now, however, researchers have recently discovered that along busy shipping routes very much sulfur dioxide in the air. After all, marine fuel contains 2700 times as much sulfur as auto fuel. This makes the water condenses otherwise, the clouds can hold more and more water, but if they rain down then goes on a swing, as if you fall over a huge bucket of water. Such clouds are also like to put through the production of artificial crystallization nuclei for raining out, and that is when they do not happen in the area, which could be completely wet. The works include the fact that you fire projectiles into the cloud.
far, so good. But then what went wrong in China? Probably some young inexperienced engineer who lost his nerve. Because the weather cannon should be fired near the residential area, the old master meteorologists a special gun construct them: the bottom of the pipe was there a strong spring, and when the ball is perpendicular fired up, they could fall after the activation of the cloud back into the tube. It was thus likely to fire in crowded areas. But the young engineer, as I said, just before the shot assailed him nagging doubts - and a very little fear was there too. When nobody was looking, he tapped his index finger quickly to the vertical upward pointing pipe to get it to tilt a little and to ensure that the ball as far away from him take. We already know the result.
had perhaps the meteorologists reported better in Luoyang and shot dead with her gun flying. Then have They also collected money for it.

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Schmotzerig, almost tätschig



information sometimes slip outside, which are so secret that they do not actually exist. And as we know from any good spy thriller, there are a lot of people would do the almost everything, so that not one thing comes out. People who work with every possible trick: complex encryption make each message unreadable ciphers, which were designed by former Nobel laureates gone mad for mathematics, computers, the size of oil tankers, the only Dead ends and produce disinformation, and this only from computers that can be controlled as large as two oil tankers.

A deadly maze of conspiracy, a bloody pyramid of lies, a polyphonic hell of confusion. Just to divert from the truth ... how nice that then everything comes out, just because one can not operate a computer.

was recently in a newspaper but as the complete transcript of a secret eavesdropping mega band of NASA, this shows how close our beautiful planet from total destruction is missed. Even aliens travel all times and treat other planets such as treat their babies' diapers. And because real Dartpilots have an enlightenment job is to shake up this copy of the gentle reader: We are not the only ones who behave badly abroad.

NASA officer "General Washington, Sir, I get just purely a signal, sir!"
NASA-General: "What is it?"
NASA officer: "Sir, I have no know, sir. I think there are voices ... "
NASA General " votes? How is that possible, "
NASA officer:" Sir, I do not know, sir. "
NASA General :" Play it on the speakers. ! Now "
(Loud noise is heard, the voices are clear)
alien one :" If trimmed the Schumbel "
Aliens 2 :" Yes, sir, "
alien one .: "Kartossen geflippert?
Alien 2: ." Yes, sir, "an alien
:" Time to total Verplötterung? "
Alien 2. "One minute, sir,"
alien a "where's my hot thrust Ulla?
Aliens 2 : "The Viertelmaat gezöttelt is already in the canteen."
Alien 1: "He should zötteln faster. Without hot thrust Ulla can not enjoy a total Verplötterung. "
Aliens 2 :" Here comes the hot thrust Ulla. . Today, most schmotzerig "
an alien :" Aaaah, beautiful schmotzerig, almost tätschig.
(We hear loud slurping)
an alien : "Warning: aufprözzeln Flitscherkaschemme. Eintösseln target. Fires in three, two ... "
alien 2 : "Sir? The Flitscherkaschemme ... "
an alien :" What about the Flitscherkaschemme "?
Aliens 2 : "Not here, sir."
Alien 1: "No Flitscherkaschemme And how should we verplöttern without Flitscherkaschemme?"
Aliens 2 : "We could zurückplottern and high powder puffs on the Flitscherkaschemme Schwolldex?
(A loud crash is heard)
alien one:" What was that? "
Alien 2: "earth satellite. He has our Pömbel . Geschranzt. "
Alien 1: " Bravo Did not we trimmed the Schumbel "?
Aliens 2 : "Already. But with trimmed Schumbel we can not tösseln the Flitscherkaschemme "
(Again, a loud crash)
an alien ". What the Klamuffel ...?!"
Alien 2: "Another geosatellite The Pömbel. ... "
an alien " What "
Aliens 2 ". way "
an alien " SCHUMBEL TRIMMING, NOW "
! Aliens 2 : "And the total Verplötterung"
an alien : "WE HAVE NO FLITSCHERKASCHEMME, DU ROTZWACKEL!
Alien 2: "Yes, sir. Schumbel trimmed ... ? Lord "
alien one "? What is "
Aliens 2 :" What about the Pömbel "
alien one :" What if I give you the Pömbel in Podex jödel
? Alien 2: ". I'd rather not, sir,"
an alien : "Course: Alpha Centauri."
Aliens 2 . "Yes, sir,"
alien one : "Do we geprözzelt Knackdutt?
Aliens 2 ." Yes, sir, "
alien one ." At least something then we schröter just Alpha Centauri. "
(re excessive noise, then breaks off the radio contact.)
NASA General : "Good God!"
NASA officer "Sir, we get just purely a complaint by the Russians: the missing a spy satellite "
NASA Genera l". Push it to the Chinese. "
NASA officer: "The Chinese are missing one."
NASA-General: "Oh, please. With their cheap crap. Let the CIA. The computer should anschmeißen their lies "
NASA officer." Yes, sir, "
NASA General ." And one more thing, soldier
NASA officer ! "Sir"?
NASA-General: "That's never happened here!"
NASA officer: "Yes, sir."
NASA General: "Please send me the file and delete the rest"
NASA officer "Yes, sir."
NASA-General: "You have my mail
NASA officer "Post@washington.com"
NASA General : "Good. Not to be confused with the newspaper.
NASA officer: "No, sir, I'm not an idiot, sir,"
NASA-General: "America is proud of you, my son."
NASA officer "Thank you, Sir .