information sometimes slip outside, which are so secret that they do not actually exist. And as we know from any good spy thriller, there are a lot of people would do the almost everything, so that not one thing comes out. People who work with every possible trick: complex encryption make each message unreadable ciphers, which were designed by former Nobel laureates gone mad for mathematics, computers, the size of oil tankers, the only Dead ends and produce disinformation, and this only from computers that can be controlled as large as two oil tankers.
A deadly maze of conspiracy, a bloody pyramid of lies, a polyphonic hell of confusion. Just to divert from the truth ... how nice that then everything comes out, just because one can not operate a computer.
was recently in a newspaper but as the complete transcript of a secret eavesdropping mega band of NASA, this shows how close our beautiful planet from total destruction is missed. Even aliens travel all times and treat other planets such as treat their babies' diapers. And because real Dartpilots have an enlightenment job is to shake up this copy of the gentle reader: We are not the only ones who behave badly abroad.
NASA officer "General Washington, Sir, I get just purely a signal, sir!"
NASA-General: "What is it?"
NASA officer: "Sir, I have no know, sir. I think there are voices ... "
NASA General " votes? How is that possible, "
NASA officer:" Sir, I do not know, sir. "
NASA General :" Play it on the speakers. ! Now "
(Loud noise is heard, the voices are clear)
alien one :" If trimmed the Schumbel "
Aliens 2 :" Yes, sir, "
alien one .: "Kartossen geflippert?
Alien 2: ." Yes, sir, "an alien
:" Time to total Verplötterung? "
Alien 2. "One minute, sir,"
alien a "where's my hot thrust Ulla?
Aliens 2 : "The Viertelmaat gezöttelt is already in the canteen."
Alien 1: "He should zötteln faster. Without hot thrust Ulla can not enjoy a total Verplötterung. "
Aliens 2 :" Here comes the hot thrust Ulla. . Today, most schmotzerig "
an alien :" Aaaah, beautiful schmotzerig, almost tätschig.
(We hear loud slurping)
an alien : "Warning: aufprözzeln Flitscherkaschemme. Eintösseln target. Fires in three, two ... "
alien 2 : "Sir? The Flitscherkaschemme ... "
an alien :" What about the Flitscherkaschemme "?
Aliens 2 : "Not here, sir."
Alien 1: "No Flitscherkaschemme And how should we verplöttern without Flitscherkaschemme?"
Aliens 2 : "We could zurückplottern and high powder puffs on the Flitscherkaschemme Schwolldex?
(A loud crash is heard)
alien one:" What was that? "
Alien 2: "earth satellite. He has our Pömbel . Geschranzt. "
Alien 1: " Bravo Did not we trimmed the Schumbel "?
Aliens 2 : "Already. But with trimmed Schumbel we can not tösseln the Flitscherkaschemme "
(Again, a loud crash)
an alien ". What the Klamuffel ...?!"
Alien 2: "Another geosatellite The Pömbel. ... "
an alien " What "
Aliens 2 ". way "
an alien " SCHUMBEL TRIMMING, NOW "
! Aliens 2 : "And the total Verplötterung"
an alien : "WE HAVE NO FLITSCHERKASCHEMME, DU ROTZWACKEL!
Alien 2: "Yes, sir. Schumbel trimmed ... ? Lord "
alien one "? What is "
Aliens 2 :" What about the Pömbel "
alien one :" What if I give you the Pömbel in Podex jödel
? Alien 2: ". I'd rather not, sir,"
an alien : "Course: Alpha Centauri."
Aliens 2 . "Yes, sir,"
alien one : "Do we geprözzelt Knackdutt?
Aliens 2 ." Yes, sir, "
alien one ." At least something then we schröter just Alpha Centauri. "
(re excessive noise, then breaks off the radio contact.)
NASA General : "Good God!"
NASA officer "Sir, we get just purely a complaint by the Russians: the missing a spy satellite "
NASA Genera l". Push it to the Chinese. "
NASA officer: "The Chinese are missing one."
NASA-General: "Oh, please. With their cheap crap. Let the CIA. The computer should anschmeißen their lies "
NASA officer." Yes, sir, "
NASA General ." And one more thing, soldier
NASA officer ! "Sir"?
NASA-General: "That's never happened here!"
NASA officer: "Yes, sir."
NASA General: "Please send me the file and delete the rest"
NASA officer "Yes, sir."
NASA-General: "You have my mail
NASA officer "Post@washington.com"
NASA General : "Good. Not to be confused with the newspaper.
NASA officer: "No, sir, I'm not an idiot, sir,"
NASA-General: "America is proud of you, my son."
NASA officer "Thank you, Sir .
